| 1. Some like it hot, some like it cold...me? Eh. Either-or. |
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| 2. I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!!! ALL OTHERS ARE MERE PRETENDERS!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HAAA!!!!! |
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| 3. I go great with green beer. Especially at nine in the morning!!! |
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| 4. Better brush well, 'cause I'll stick to your molars like nobody's business!!! |
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| 5. People often accuse me of having split personalities. |
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| 6. Any fool can be a mere 'food'...I am also ENTERTAINMENT!!! |
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| 7. Milk is like my kryptonite. |
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| 8. Sure, I'm a well-balanced meal...if you add 12 bran muffins, 7 oranges, a couple grapefruits and som |
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| 9. I'm the last acceptable prejudice in America today. Ah, it's great to be me!!! |
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| 10. Young whippersnappers like you won't ever 'get' me anyway, so don't bother asking what I am. |
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| 11. I'll tend to crud up your cereal bowl after a while if you're not careful. |
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| 12. Together, we can give cholesterol a great, big, well-balanced meal of BUTT-WHOOPIN'!!! |
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| 13. If life is an artist's palette, then my color is...'cream of bland'. |
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| 14. I don't mind soaking in milk (at least for a while).- |
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| 15. Solid. Steady. Reliable. That's me! |
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| 16. I may be short, but I've got one hecka-cool hat, SUCKA!!!! |
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| 17. I make a better meatloaf than I do a dessert. |
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| 18. I'm an American Classic--like Corvettes, Mullets, and making fun of the French. |
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| 19. I don't see any of those other chumps bringing THEIR own marshmallows to the table. Who wants some? |
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| 20. I don't care if Alpha-Bits does have all 26 letters...I RULE!!!!! |
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| 21. I'm often mistaken for a 63-year-old...makes it easier to rip off Social Security. |
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| 22. You'll do a lot better with me if you bring your own bananas. |
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| 23. Still waters run deep, and quiet waters (that's me) run LOUD!!! |
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| 24. I'm even less fun when dry than I look. |
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| 25. Breakfast? Blecch!!! I'm all about the snacks, yo! |
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