| 1. You often say the Lord's Prayer with your rosary while you jerk off and scream "MARYMOTHEROFGOD" |
Halelujah! |
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Rot in HELL. |
| 2. You like to pretend you're the Virgin Mary and call yourself the Virgin Josh. |
Halelujah! |
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Rot in HELL. |
| 3. You often sit alone in your room, with your rosary, and pray. |
Halelujah! |
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Rot in HELL. |
| 4. You like to make Catholic Porno Movies with Vinnie in local Catholic churches. |
Halelujah! |
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Rot in HELL. |
| 5. You want to impregnate the Virgin Mary. |
Halelujah! |
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Rot in HELL. |
| 6. You often tie your rosary around your pee-pee and use the cross to rub your pee-pee. |
Halelujah! |
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Rot in HELL. |
| 7. You pretend you're a little boy and make little boys dress up like a priest and confess sins. |
Halelujah! |
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Rot in HELL. |
| 8. You often take little boys into church and talk to them about how sexy you think Jesus is. |
Halelujah! |
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Rot in HELL. |
| 9. You often fantasize of Virgin Mary having a sex-change and turning into a man because you're gay. |
Halelujah! |
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Rot in HELL. |
