| 1. I own more than two pairs of black dress shoes |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 2. Rainbows, rainbows everywhere– |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 3. Things are funnier when said on tight shirts |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 4. Fiber is what’s in my cereal - |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 5. Designer clothes… psha |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 6. I have lots of girls as friends, but that doesn’t mean anything |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 7. I have one pair of shoes for everything |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 8. Playing ball makes me think dirty thoughts– |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 9. Metro what? |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 10. Closets are for me to hide in |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 11. I am not afraid if people know I am gay– |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 12. All Homos + Big Party = Marvelous– |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 13. I giggle when I hear someone say Tight End– |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 14. I own more than one pair of white athletic shoes |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 15. Faux Jerseys = Sexy |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 16. Versace, Armani, and Gucci are your best friends |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 17. If it has a collar, I’m gonna pop it |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 18. Comfort always over style |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 19. Closets are for trophies |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 20. Monday Night is Football Night |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 21. Closets are for clothes. Lots of them. |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 22. Sandals go with everything |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 23. I wasn’t looking at you, why would I? I’m a guy! |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 24. I like to shop at a variety of different stores– |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
| 25. I spend more on my hair than I do on food |
F*ck No! |
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Faaabulous!! |
