| 1. Is your idol Indian, supports Arsenal, likes cricket, is stupid, has a high, hilarious voice and responds to the names of either Rat, Radish or Pishy-Pishy? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 2. Do you claim to be a terrorist? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 3. Does everybody laugh at something you've said after a long silence, or is your voice just plain hilarious? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 4. Do you punch people often? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 5. Have you ever tagged along? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 6. Have you ever taken chewing gum off the bottom of a desk and put it in your mouth? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 7. Is your nose and face generally always up a Russian boy's arse or bollocks? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 8. Do you wonder why everybody is always against you? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 9. Are you exceptionally small and worthless? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 10. Is Rishil a twat? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 11. Are you widely recognised as a BEAST? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 12. Do you think you're smarter than Rishil? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 13. As a joke, have you ever threatened to exterminate anyone's family? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 14. Have you ever slicked back your hair, then had your mum and teacher and friends and enemies tell you how stupid you look? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
| 15. Does everybody have funny not-at-all-correct nicknames for you, like 'Ratty' or 'Radish'? |
Not At All |
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All The Time |
