What kind of weapon fits you?

Quizfarm :: What kind of weapon fits you?

Created by : that_one

1. Lawsuits are the best way to settle disagreements.

Negative Oorah

2. You live by the motto One Shot One Kill.

Negative Oorah

3. You punch brick walls to strengthen your hands.

Negative Oorah

4. Without fail, the volunteer fire department shows up at your house every 4th of July whether youve shot any fireworks or not. Hell, you even keep an extra case of beer waiting for them

Negative Oorah

5. You'd never go on a shooting spree or get hired to take somone out.

Negative Oorah

6. 10 meters, 100 meters, 1000 meters, versitality is great.

Negative Oorah

7. You are really fucking pissed off.

Negative Oorah

8. You want something thats gonna knock the motherfucker down but messy just isn't your style.

Negative Oorah

9. Spraying relatively large bullets all over the place can be a lot of fun.

Negative Oorah

10. You don't really have that much experience with firearms.

Negative Oorah

11. You don't bench ~250+ and you don't enjoy running up mountains with a rucksack full of rocks, or any excerise really at all.

Negative Oorah

12. Somone throw a quarter in the air and you'll put a hole in Washington's face. By the way, check out this OSOK tatoo...

Negative Oorah

13. You can't help it, you're just a happy person, so you probably won't ever need to go on a shooting spree.

Negative Oorah

14. Shhh!!! Don't want to scare off the other targets!

Negative Oorah

15. You laugh so much that people have threatened to shoot themselves if you can't stop, or at least you laugh too much to be able to aim properly.

Negative Oorah

16. You have watched every Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, or Chuck Norris movie ever made.

Negative Oorah

17. You want to be sure the SOB is down with the first shot, no questions asked.

Negative Oorah

18. Run for it, maybe it'll be like one of the James Bond movies and they'll miss.

Negative Oorah

19. Silence is golden, patience is silver, and blood is definately red.

Negative Oorah

20. You bench ~250+ and enjoy regularly running up mountains with a rucksack full of rocks.

Negative Oorah

21. You know who Samo is and that sauges are a viable offensive weapon.

Negative Oorah

22. K.I.S.S.

Negative Oorah

23. You might not be the best funded person out there, but that doesn't matter.

Negative Oorah

24. Style and accuracy may be foreign concepts to you, but the bullet ridden corpse of a foe lying at your feet is a rather familiar sight.

Negative Oorah

25. Starbucks makes the best coffee in the world and you know how to spell "frappuccino".

Negative Oorah

26. You regularly recieve pedicures, manicures, or days at the spa.

Negative Oorah

27. Beating people with bowstaffs, tanfas, and your feet/hands is amazing fun.

Negative Oorah

28. You grew up with a carbine in your hands and squirrels in your sights.

Negative Oorah

29. You can kill pretty much anybody with anything.

Negative Oorah

30. There is nothing anyone can say that will make you angry. Even so, violence over petty wordly matters is wrong and revenge is a sin.

Negative Oorah

31. Shooting is bad, its calls attention to you.

Negative Oorah

32. Loud noises and sore shoulders aren't your idea of a good time.

Negative Oorah

33. As a kid you made, or at least attempted to make, hand grenades out of coke cans, tennis balls, or pieces of pipe as well as blowing up frogs, toy soldiers, model airplanes/rockets/boats, and ants.

Negative Oorah

34. Loud is good. Options is better. You still being alive and the other guy not so much is best.

Negative Oorah

35. APCs, tanks, bunkers, targets over 2 klicks away? No problem?

Negative Oorah

36. One round or thirty, just as long as the mother fucker is dead.

Negative Oorah

37. If you were supposed to kill people, God wouldn't have said "Thou shalt not kill.", would he?

Negative Oorah

38. Boom. Enough said.

Negative Oorah

39. You don't even need to see who you want to kill to do it.