| 1. You scoff those who wear colorful belts |
That's Retarded |
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Yeah. . I guess |
| 2. You host LAN parties |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 3. You write notes to your friends in binary, just for kicks |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 4. You have high anxiety related to commercial breaks |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 5. You throw up more than hairballs |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 6. You have a favorite tv show that you must watch. . . or several of them |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 7. Whatever time you do spend alone revolves around the mirror, and practicing corny pick up lines |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 8. Your voice is not in synch with your lip movements |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 9. You take medications, several times a day, by several orifaces |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 10. You are disgruntled |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 11. Your favorite toy is a 30.06 mounted with a scope, a powerful scope |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 12. Beer sounds great right now |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 13. Russians are after your brain |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 14. Your dream is to be a porn star |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 15. You have more than once scaled down a rope and murdered someone |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 16. You have a list of people who have pissed you off |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 17. God help the person who steals your remote |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 18. Your favorite light reading includes Linux and Unix manuals |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 19. You've overdosed on catnip one too many times |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 20. Your natural cat like balance has been thrown off by a curious amount of alocohol |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
| 21. You spend most of your time in the bedroom, and I'm not talking about sleeping |
That's Retarded |
|
Yeah. . I guess |
