| 1. You find yourself wishing you had a girlfriend/boyfriend so you could maybe settle down. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 2. You find that you like the company of those who can't remeber their own first name. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 3. Fridays around 3 o'clock are what you live for. (During the fall, winter, and spring anyway.) |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 4. You start wondering where your youth has gone. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 5. When there is a jar full of cookies, you take the jar with you - with all the cookies inside of it, |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 6. You go to bed a 6pm. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 7. You consider yourself too cool for school. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 8. You don't like to do what your told. Especially when someone old tells you to do it. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 9. When walking by a playground, you have a sudden urge to jump on the nearest swing. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 10. You really want to be promoted so you can maybe move out of your parents house in the next year or t |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 11. I want my kids to be just as good as I was when I was their age. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 12. Oh my, is that a gray hair? |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 13. You think it may be about time to reitre - and not just because you\'re sick of working! |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 14. Let me live my own life the way I want to! |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 15. When you write a paper, your teacher/boss needs you to sit next to him and decipher it. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 16. You have urges to make the most out of life. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 17. Gone with the Wind is your favorite movie. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 18. Most poeple call you Nanny, Grampy, or something along those lines. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 19. You don't like to have stairs in your house and all of your doors have motion detectors. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 20. You feel like you should have done more when you were younger. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 21. You tell yourself - I should find a stetady job soon... |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 22. When at the beach, you have strange urges to throw fistfulls of sand at innocent sunbathers. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 23. When you spill your drink, you cry. Wildly. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 24. Can you say, mid life crisis? |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
| 25. You find yourself saying, "OMG, no way!" or "Whatever..." too often. |
No way, man |
|
Um, yeah |
