| 1. All my life I’ve had to struggle against impossible odds |
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| 2. No one understands me |
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| 3. Reality is boring. |
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| 4. I feel like I need an interpreter just to get my point across sometimes |
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| 5. I like explosions |
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| 6. I laugh in the face of danger |
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| 7. You’re slowly going insane and everyone knows it. But no one cares. |
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| 8. My life story could make a grown man cry |
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| 9. Hollywood is too mainstream, I need something different. |
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| 10. I want to travel and see the world. Any world |
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| 11. Why talk in a normal voice when shoutingweeping is so much more effective? |
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| 12. You have blond hair and black eyebrow. Or vice versa. |
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| 13. Look! A dog with a fluffy tail! |
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| 14. Things will always be perfect in the end. |
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| 15. Introducing a long lost twin brother at a pivotal moment is a brilliant plot device |
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| 16. The best place to make up after a fight is standing somewhere in the pouring rain |
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| 17. Your typical day consists of smoking heavily and making love to weeping circus clowns |
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| 18. I have imagined myself escaping from various buildings while under attack by ninjas |
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| 19. Puppies, kittens and bunny rabbits are the cutest things ever! I want one! |
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| 20. It takes you two hours to say what you could in two minutes. |
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