| 1. Do people faint when they open the door and see you? |
Nope |
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Heck Yes! |
| 2. Do you eat more pizza than you deliver? |
Nope |
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Heck Yes! |
| 3. Do you often make over $150 dollars in tips a night? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 4. Do you have a beer belly? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 5. Did you take the job to earn money for a kick-ass car? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 6. Did you take the job to save money for modeling school? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 7. Have you always dreamed of being a pizza delivery man? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 8. Do you have a friendly face that makes people want to talk to you? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 9. Do you have a smile that could melt the heart of even the coldest hearted woman? |
Nope |
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Heck Yes! |
| 10. Do you often deliver pizzas late, but because you are so cute, people don't mind? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 11. Do you secretly have a six pack under your uniform? |
Nope |
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Heck Yes! |
| 12. Do you often feel that wearing a shirt is overrated? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 13. Do people order anchovies on thier pizza for code that they want to have a booty call from you? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 14. Do you always deliver the pizzas in 30 mins or less? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 15. Have you taken a shower in the past week?- |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 16. Do you secretly want to be delivery man of the month? |
Nope |
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Heck Yes! |
| 17. Are you doing the job as part of your mandatory community service hours?- |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 18. Did you take the job to earn money for college? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 19. Are you saving up money to get a relative out of jail? |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
| 20. Do you know what a toothbrush is?- |
Nope |
|
Heck Yes! |
