| 1. There's no other hole that's big enough. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 2. This looks familiar: (o>----------- |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 3. You can see the advantages in having a shorter stick. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 4. "Whack!" |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 5. You are either very tall or can jump very high. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 6. You like contact, but not penetration. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 7. You like the smell of grip tape. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 8. You find something poetic about the image of the human body in controlled form - making constant, repetitive motions. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 9. Your piece of equipment only serves one insignificant purpose. Otherwise, it is completely useless. It isn't built to be thrown, bounced or used to hit things with..but you would buy it, because it's smooth and glistens and looks really pretty.. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 10. You would prefer something with bumps and ridges over something that is completely smooth. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 11. It is perfectly acceptable to yell "Score!" every single time you get lucky. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 12. You like making loud, unnecessary shrieks or grunting noises, whenever you're doing something strenuous. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 13. You like giving people friendly slaps in the butt. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 14. You have good aim. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 15. Cross Country Running is harder than (American) Football. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 16. The way you're using it, you'll probably have to get it restrung every other day. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 17. You like doing it in the woods - the wet, muddy, tick-ridden woods. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 18. Larger Head = More Power |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 19. You won't mind using something that has been handled by a lot of people. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
| 20. You don't mind scars, bleeding and excessive pain during intercourse. |
Disagree |
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Agree |
